Hold Your Socks! I am sold out of socks (But Not for Long!)

Alright, you lot! 👋

First off, a MASSIVE thank you for all the love you’ve shown my sweaty used socks. Seriously, you’ve proper blown my mind! But here’s the rub: I've temporarily shutting the sale of socks so I can catch up on the current sock orders.

Why’s the party on pause?
I'm not about to churn out rushed, naff socks just to keep up. Every order’s made with proper abusing 😈 —think of me as the Mary Berrys of kinky footwear. 🧦✨ 

When’s the grand return?
Mark your calendars: I will be back, fresher than a Tesco meal deal, in two weeks! Stick around—sign up for my newsletter and I will ping you the second I am ready to roll again. No spam, promise… (unless you’re into that. 😉)

Quick FAQs for the nosy parkers:

• Already ordered? Chill your sneaks—your stuff’s getting sorted right on schedule.

• Bored waiting? Follow me on social media for sneak peeks.

Massive thanks for not losing the plot while I tidy up this sock-pocalypse.

Catch you in a fortnight, you legends!
Glasgow Chav